you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
"I hunger for your sleek laugh and your hands the color of a furious harvest. I want to eat the sunbeams flaring in your beauty."
— Pablo Neruda (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself
which boob is the clitoris
"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
"If you can’t handle me at my Sasuke, you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Naruto."
— Socrates (via sprightlyvigilante)