which boob is the clitoris
"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
"If you can’t handle me at my Sasuke, you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Naruto."
— Socrates (via sprightlyvigilante)
Wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch